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October 23, 2000

Bozo criminal for today also is the winner of our Bozo Excuse of the Month. From Toronto, Canada comes the story of bozo Jason Davidson who was on leave from the army and decided to visit Toronto. He was arrested and charged with public intoxication, resisting arrest and insulting the police. Our bozo pleaded guilty to the charges but claimed it wasn’t his fault. He says it’s all because of the Canadian beer, which is stonger than the Amercian stuff, and therefore made him drunker than usual. Maybe it made him stupider, too.

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