Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 24, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Sharon Hyden for sending in today’s report. From Seymour, Indiana comes the story of bozo Casey Carpenter who stopped into a local florist, placed an order for his girlfriend, filled out a card and gave the clerk his girlfriend’s address for delivery. As the clerk went to the register, our bozo told her, "While you’re at it, give me the rest of your money." He got about $150 and fled. Investigating officers stopped by the girlfriend’s house to question her and, who should show up but our bozo. He quickly confessed and was arrested.

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