Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 25, 2000

Bozo criminal for today wasn’t aware of Bozo Rule #3254 which clearly states that, while versatile, duct tape isn’t appropriate for every job. From Albuquerque, New Mexico comes the story of bozo Larry Hamilton who held up a dry cleaning establishment and then made what he thought was a clean getaway. Except for one thing, and that’s where the duct tape comes in. Our bozo had used one strip of tape to cover up the license plate. He probably should have used two or maybe three pieces, as the tops and bottoms of the numbers were still visible. The clerk was able to decipher the plate and the cops tracked our bozo down less than two hours later.

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