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October 27, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ben Rawson for sending in today’s report. From Las Cruces, New Mexico comes the story of Bozo Gregory Randall who broke into the local library through a window. For unknown reasons, our bozo was not able to get out of the library the same way he came in, so he instead tried the front door. Unfortunately for Mr. Randall it was only after he had walked through the front set of doors and they had locked behind him that he noticed that the front door was locked tight. Now, we have a trapped bozo in the entryway of the library. Faced with a hopeless situation, he called 911 on a public phone in the entryway and the police were nice enough to come by and free him before locking him up.

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