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October 30, 2000

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who pointed out today’s story in a recent Ann Landers’ column. From Connecticut comes the story of a bozo hit and run driver. Our bozo smashed into the back of a car and then fled the scene. Police were quickly able to track him down because his license plate left an indentation in the bumper of the other car. A clear enough indentation that officers were able to make out our bozo’s license plate number.

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