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October 31, 2000

A special Halloween Bozo for you today. From Billings, Montana comes the story of bozo Ron Harper who tried to snatch the witch’s hat from a home’s Halloween display. The homeowner noticed what was going on and shouted at the thief, frightening him into dropping the hat as he jumped back into his car. As our bozo pulled away, the homeowner took note of the license plate number and called the cops. Knowing that he was in big trouble, our bozo showed back up at the house a few minutes later with a piece offering. Saying it was all a college prank, he presented the homeowner with a pumpkin he had purchased at an all night supermarket, complete with receipt to prove it wasn’t stolen. It must’ve worked, the homeowner isn’t going to press charges.

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