Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 14, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Neal Tooni for sending in today’s report. From Milford, Connecticut comes the story of bozo George Grant who walked into a jewelry store, snatched a tray of jewelry and ran. The police were called and, after getting a description of the suspect, went outside the store to look for clues. And that’s when our bozo walked right up to one of the officers and asked him if he knew the way to the bus stop. They gave him directions, all right, directly to jail.

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