Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 15, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Memphis, Tennessee where bozo Allen Glazier was caught driving a stolen Greyhound bus. Our bozo stole his first bus in Kansas, drove it to Jackson, Mississippi where he stole another bus, drove it to Baton Rouge, Louisiana, where he stole yet another bus and headed to Memphis. Maybe he’d just stolen a new bus each time he ran low on gas, but for whatever reason his troubles began when he stopped to gas up. After filling the tank, he told the attendant to "Bill it to Greyhound." While our bozo was waiting for his reciept, the cops were called.

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