Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 18, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lynchburg, Virginia where bozo T’Chaka Thompson violated Bozo Rule Number 0987:Always wear the right clothes for the job. Our bozo was dealing crack on a street corner when he was spotted by a undercover cop who gave chase. Our bozo was nattily attired in low riding, very baggy pants and as he was being chased by the officer his pants were heading in the other direction, if you know what I mean. Finally, they fell to his knees, causing him to trip and break his arm. He was quickly arrested.

Category: Uncategorized