Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 19, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Baker, Louisiana where bozo James Waymire spotted a man pulling into a service station. The driver, noticing that the station was closed, was preparing to pull away when our bozo pointed a gun at him and ordered him to get out of the car. The driver complied, and as he got out, our bozo hopped in and pulled away. He got only a short distance down the road before he discovered the reason the driver had pulled into the service station in the first place…the car was out of gas. As the car sputtered and stalled, the driver called the cops on his cell phone.

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