Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 20, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Slidell, Louisiana where bozo Darryl Evans called the 911 operator and told her he needed help from the police in getting his mother to cook him a pork chop dinner. When the operator told him 911 was for emergencies only, he told her that this was an emergency and that he really wanted that pork chop dinner. The operator again politely tried to get off the line, but our bozo just wouldn’t shut up. Finally, when he became abusive, the operator sent the cops to his home. He was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Maybe they’re serving pork chops in jail this week.

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