Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 21, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from the Jurisprudence Division. From Mount Clemens, Michigan comes the story of bozo attorney Robert Shafer who had been warned by the judge that cell phones were not allowed in his court. Not only did our bozo attorney ignore the judge’s warning and bring his cell phone into the courtroom, but during cross examination of a witness the phone rang. And the bozo stopped his questioning to answer it. The judge blew his stack and ordered the bailiff to arrest the bozo attorney.

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