Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 27, 2000

With the Olympics in Sydney in full swing, we thought we would bring back this bozo story from last summer that involved one of the top U.S. athletes at the games. From Seville, Spain comes the story of a bozo who was cruising the Seville airport when he grabbed the carry on bag from a man who had just arrived. Our bozo made a quick dash for the exit and much to his surprise the man took off after him. And he was gaining on him, quick. In fact he caught up with the bozo before he could even make it to the door. You see, our unfortunate bozo had picked out the plane of arriving U.S. athletes who were in town for the world championships. And the guy whose bag he grabbed and tried to outrun was none other than the world’s fastest man and new gold medalist Maurice Greene.

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