Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 17, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Neal Tooni for sending in today’s report. From Bartlett, New Hampshire comes the story of bozo Daniel Williams who broke into a home, ransacked it and stacked his loot outside the door. It must have been hard work, because after placing all his stuff outside, our bozo went back inside and crawled into a bed for a little cat nap. Unfortunately, his internal alarm clock didn’t go off and a neighbor who noticed all the stuff outside and a strange vehicle in the driveway called the cops who came over and awakened and arrested our bozo.

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