Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 18, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Suzanne Williams of Tyler, Texas who gave us today’s report. From College Station, Texas comes the story of Bozo Natalie Copeland who held up the Bank of America there. While Natalie was waiting for the teller to get her money she made the mistake of mentioning a used car dealer in town that had a car she had been eyeing for the last couple of months. After our bozo left with the cash the teller told the cops about the car dealer the bozo had mentioned. The police checked, and, yep, our bozo had just left in her new car after coming in with a cash down payment. The cops went to the address she had given on her credit application, found the car and arrested our bozo.

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