Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 22, 2000

From Longview, Texas comes the story of bozo Thomas Vance who was seen strolling through the Sav a Lot grocery store. Our bozo attracted attention to himself for a couple of reasons. First he was wearing a jacket on a hot Texas summer morning. And second there was a rather large bulge in that jacket. His fate was sealed when a package of pork ribs fell from underneath that jacket as he headed for the door. Alert employees were able to restrain our bozo until the police arrived. He must have been planning on feeding the whole neighborhood, as a police search found another package of pork ribs hidden in that jacket.

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