Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 28, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from New York City. Bozo Edward Westhaven left his wife and fled to France with the couple’s $4 million nest egg. Mrs. Westhaven won several court judgments against her bozo ex but could not collect as he remained in Europe, out of reach of authorities. Finally our bozo was captured when he returned to the United States. And what dire emergency would cause this bozo to return to U.S. shores and face imprisonment? His old hairpiece wore out and he needed to have a new one fitted.

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