Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 29, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk John Shelton of Japan for contributing today’s report. From the International File in Osaka, Japan comes the story of a kind-hearted bozo who broke into a home during the afternoon. A woman was there doing housework when the bozo burst in and demanded all her cash. Sobbing and in fear of her life, the woman gave him their savings of about $3000. Our bozo felt sorry for her and explained that while he had to have the money, the least he could do would be to write her a receipt, which he did. Complete with his real name and address. The police were waiting for him at his home the next day.

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