Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 01, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Syracuse, New York where bozo Shondell Pilgrim was charged with illegal possession and discharge of a handgun. After processing and posting bond our bozo was released. Since he had no transportation, our bozo flagged down a police car and asked for a ride home. The officers said they would do it but first they needed to check the bag he had with him. Taking a look into the bag they found…a handgun. Instead of a ride home our bozo got a free ride back to jail.

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