Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 15, 2000

(Best of Bozo)From Stamford, Connecticut comes the story of Bozo Alexander Owens who applied for a job on the local police force. And he would probably have gotten the job, too, except for one thing. Our bozo was a wanted fugitive from Nevada. Police discovered this little problem when they collected his fingerprints as part of his job application. He got a job, all right. Making license plates.

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