Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 16, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Madison, Wisconsin where bozo Michael Shafer was just a little too obvious. Our amateur counterfeiter was hanging around the printing supply store, looking at the color chart and comparing all of the green shades on the chart with the color on a dollar bill. Store employees tipped off the authorities after our bozo placed an order for a large amount of green ink. Secret service agents were waiting for him whe he came by to pick up his order.

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