Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 18, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Peggy Rasp who contributed today’s report. From Hilo, Hawaii comes the story of bozo John Hamilton who had quite a good thing going for himself selling phony charity raffle tickets and pocketing the cash for himself. The police had received numerous complaints about our bozo but were never able to track him down and his identity remained a mystery. Until he sold one of those fake raffle tickets to someone who had cause to be a little suspicious of him in the first place. He was busted after selling a ticket to his parole officer.

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