Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 03, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Evansville, Illinois where bozo Ronnie Green had a rough day. Bozo Ronnie walked into the Civitas Bank, placed his hand in his pocket as though he had a gun and handed the teller a note telling her to put $500 into an envelope. As luck would have it, he walked up to a teller with an empty cash drawer. When she opened the drawer and showed him there was nothing inside, our bozo stood dumbfounded for a moment and then decided the best thing for him to do was to get out of there, quick. Just as he was rushing out the door, he encountered an off duty police officer who was coming in. Bank employees quickly pointed the bozo out to the officer who was able to grab the bozo as he stood arguing with his girlfriend in front of the bank.

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