Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 04, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Los Angeles, California where bozo Sam Oswald was pursued through several blocks in Hollywood by police who noticed him driving erratically. Knowing he was caught and wanting to dispose of the evidence, our bozo slowed down to a crawl, opened the car door and threw out a can of beer. Unfortunately, he was not wearing a seatbelt and while throwing out the beer, he also threw himself out. After being treated for cuts and bruises, our bozo was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol.

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