Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 05, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Newark, New Jersey where bozo Ronnie Hamer was pulled over by the cops for speeding. As the officer was asking our bozo a few routine questions, the bozo became more and more nervous, finally deciding he had to have a smoke. He reached into the glove compartment and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. And what should fall out of that pack but a marijuana joint, in plain view of the officer. The car was searched and $32,000 worth of drug money and several pounds of marijuana was found. Maybe next time our bozo should try the patch.

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