Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 06, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Cary, North Carolina where the manager of a bank noticed bozo John Simpson pacing back and forth in front of the bank wearing a large fake nose, a bad blonde wig and large gold rimmed clown glasses. Before he could get up the courage to go inside, a passing fire truck with its siren blaring frightened the bozo away. The bank manager called the cops who put out an all points bulletin to be on the lookout for a bozo matching this description. And, wouldn’t you know it, a short time later our bozo showed up at another bank, wearing the same getup. He was immediately arrested.

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