Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 11, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Marty Maier of Michigan who sent in today’s report. From Ann Arbor, Michigan comes the story of bozo Andrew Woods who made several mistakes in his little foray into crime. Our bozo, riding a bicycle (mistake one), came up to a marked police car containing two uniformed officers and attempted to rob them (mistake two). When the officers refused to hand over any cash, the bozo reached through the window and threw a punch at one of the cops (mistake three). His partner then sprayed our bozo with mace. By this time another police officer had noticed what was going on and rushed over to help out. Our mistake prone bozo was promptly hauled off to jail.

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