Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 12, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Spearfish, South Dakota where 17 year old bozo Randy Hill stole a car. He drove it around for a while and then stopped into a restaurant for a bite to eat. While sitting in the restaurant he noticed a couple of police officers walking in. Thinking the jig was up, our bozo threw himself spread eagled on the floor in front of the cops and said, "Please don’t shoot me! The car is in the parking lot." The officers, who had simply stopped at the cafe for a cup of coffee were more than happy to arrest the bozo.

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