Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 13, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from El Cerrito, California where bozo David Hastings was standing in line at the department of motor vehicles, waiting to get his picture taken for his new drivers license. He struck up a conversation with the man in line behind him, telling him that he needed a ride since his car was in the shop. The good samaritian offered to give him a lift after they had their licenses processed. Once in the vehicle, our bozo shoved the man out and took off in his car. The cops had no trouble finding our bozo, however. They just had the man look through the day’s license photos and pick him out.

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