Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 14, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Douglas McKenzie who sent in today’s report. From Tulsa, Oklahoma comes the story of bozo Stanley Shafer who ran a red light in full view of a police officer. The patrolman flipped on his light and signaled to the bozo to pull over. Of course, being a bozo, he decided to try to outrun him. And he did a pretty good job, too, leading the cop on a chase with speeds up to 100 miles per hour. Then our bozo came to a toll plaza. Most criminals being pursued by the cops would either avoid a toll road entirely or speed through without paying. But not a bozo. He pulled up to the booth, stopped and was fumbling for his change when the officer arrested him.

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