Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 19, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Evansville, Indiana where bozo David Cox pulled a ski mask over his head, walked into a convenience store and said to the clerk, "This is a robbery." Stunned, the clerk simply told the man, "You don’t want to do that. Is there anything else I can help you with?" The bozo thought for a moment, then pulled off his ski mask and told the clerk that he thought he had lost his wallet in the store a few days ago. Had anyone turned it in? The clerk looked around and, unable to find the wallet, told the bozo that if he would leave his name, address and phone number he would contact him if anyone turned it in. Our bozo gladly handed over the information and left the store. The clerk called the cops who arrested the bozo less than a block from the store, with the ski mask still in his pocket.

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