Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 20, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Columbus, Ohio where 17 year old bozo Adam Brown broke into the home of a 76 year old woman. Our bozo demanded the woman’s car keys and after getting them headed for the garage. A few moments later he returned to the house to ask her how to use the garage door opener. Not getting it to work the first time, our bozo returned a second time to get further instructions on just how to get that door open. The bozo finally succeeded and was on his way…almost. The car was a standard transmission and the bozo had never driven a standard before. He came back into the house a third time to ask the woman how to get the car into gear. By this time the police had been called and our bozo was arrested as he tried to pull out of the driveway.

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