Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 27, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Jeff Bauer who sent in today’s report. Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 0090: If you’re going to rob a pizza delivery guy, it’s usually a good idea to do it somewhere other than your residence. From Conyers, Georgia comes the story of bozo Jonathan Taylor who ordered several pizzas and when the delivery came threatened the delivery guy, forcing him to hand over the pizzas and the cash that he had on him. Our bozo then proceeded to kick back on the couch, turn up the stereo and enjoy his pizza. But not for long. The delivery guy called the cops and gave them precise directions on how to find our bozo.

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