Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Carrie Jagels for sending in today’s report. From Beaumont, Texas comes the story of Bozo Bernard Jackson who broke into a car, with the intention of stealing it. It must have been a tough car to break into since our bozo felt the need to take a little nap before driving away. And that’s where the owner, getting ready to go to work the following morning, found our bozo. Sound asleep in the front seat. She called the cops who arrived, woke the bozo up, and arrested him. His first words to the cops who awakened him, "It wasn’t me!"