Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 07, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lincoln, Nebraska where bozo Robert Ford had been keeping an eye on a house in a nice neighborhood for a couple of nights. After seeing no activity in the home, our bozo correctly assumed that the owners were out of town. He then decided to break into the house and loot if of all its valuables. Our bozo parked his pickup in the driveway, jimmied the door open and started loading his truck up with VCRs, a TV, a microwave and just about anything that wasn’t bolted down. As you might expect, a bozo can get awfully tired doing such hard work. And apparently our bozo got so tired that he decided to take himself a little nap in the front seat of his truck. And that’s where the police found him, snoring away with all his stolen goods packed away in the back.

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