Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 10, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Knoxville, Tennessee where bozo Jamaal Wallace was pulled over at a routine traffic checkpoint. Police officers became suspicious when they looked inside the bozo’s car and saw that he had 20 of those pine tree air fresheners hanging inside. Police thought he might be using them to try to cover up the smell of something and they were right. In his trunk they found 300 pounds of marijuana.Bozo Criminal for Thursday, March 9Bozo criminal for today comes from Laurel, Maryland where an ambulance was called to a disturbance at a trailer park. When emergency personnel arrived they they discovered that a husband and wife had been having a nasty quarrel, with the husband suffering a head laceration as a result of being hit with a beer bottle by his wife. The wife wanted him to go to the hospital and even though it was obvious he needed stitches, the husband refused to go. The police explained to his wife that she couldn’t force him and that the husband could refuse treatment if he wanted to. In fact, the only way the wife could have him sent to the hospital was if he were unconscious. The next thing the police knew, the wife emerged from the kitchen waving a huge iron skillet. Since she loved him so much, she said she was going to knock him out cold so that the crew could take him to the hospital. The police arrested the bozo wife and took her hubby to the hospital.

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