Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 16, 2000

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 1111: It’s not usually a good idea to go on the number one rated TV show in the country if you’re wanted by the cops. From Knoxville, Tennessee comes the story of bozo Mike Stacey who was a contestant on last Sunday’s edition of "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?" Our bozo never made it out of contestants’ row but his appearance made him a minor celebrity back home in Tennessee and attracted the attention of the cops who noted that our bozo was wanted on several charges. When he showed up at a local radio station the following Monday to tell of his New York City adventure, the cops were waiting and arrested him.

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