Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 17, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Milton, Georgia where bozo Joseph Lane had been on the run from the cops as an escaped convict for the last 30 days. Now, if you were a bozo escaped con in a small Georgia town and you were having trouble finding your local drug dealer, what would you do? Of course, you’d stop and ask a local sheriff’s deputy for directions. Which is exactly what our bozo did. The officer immediately became suspicious and our bozo was captured when he jumped from his car and tried to flee.

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