Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 20, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Macomb, Illinois where the police responded to a call of possible drug activity and surprised a couple of teenaged bozos who jumped out of their car and ran into the nearby woods. The cops decided to try to scare the bozos into giving up by letting Rexbo, the police dog, bark directly into the cruiser’s public address system. As you might imagine, the bark sounded like it came from a very large dog. The cops then announced that the bozos should give themselves up or face the soon to be released Rexbo. The bozos quickly gave it up, telling the cops not to let that huge dog anywhere near them.

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