Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 21, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Springfield, Virginia where bozo Terry Robinson was leaving the Springfield Mall when a security guard confronted him and accused him of shoplifting. Our bozo firmly denied he had stolen anything and to prove it, he proceeded to drop his pants to show he wasn’t hiding anything. And we mean he wasn’t hiding ANYTHING. While he was dropping his clothes, the security guard checked the bozo’s jacket and found the shoplifted pair of athletic shoes. And by the way, our bozo was not only arrested for shoplifting, he was also charged with indecent exposure.

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