Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 22, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Muskego, Wisconsin where a teenaged bozo decided it would be fun to steal a street sign. Our bozo hopped out of his car and quickly removed the sign and sped away. Only one problem. While our bozo was stealing the sign his pen fell out of his shirt pocket. And not just any old pen either. It was one of those fancy ones with the person’s name engraved on it. The cops had no trouble using it to track down our bozo who was charged with theft.

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