Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 23, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Greenville, Mississippi where bozo Freddie Silas carjacked a vehicle, jumping in at a convenience store and telling the woman behind the wheel to drive. They had not gone very far when nature called. The bozo told the woman to pull over because he had to use the restroom. And, the bozo told her, don’t go anywhere while I’m gone. He got out and she sped away, heading directly for the sheriff’s office. Our bozo was picked up a short time later, walking down the road looking for another ride.

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