Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 24, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Huntsville, Alabama where bozo Larry Sloan tried to hold up a pawn shop. Our bozo was obviously not prepared for the shop owner to put up a fight because after getting involved in a struggle with the owner our bozo staggered off down the street in a daze, leaving his getaway car in the pawn shop parking lot. The cops arrived, checked the car and confirmed that it did indeed belong to our bozo. Inside the car was a "To do" list for the day that included the item, "Rob pawn shop."

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