Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 29, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Modesto, California where bozo Joshua Moreno had been placed under a restraining order by his wife. Bozo Joshua wanted this order lifted, so he did what any bozo would do. He went before the judge to make the request…pretending to be his wife. Complete with a dress, high heels, red lipstick, long black wig and speaking in a high pitched falsetto voice. Maybe it was his five o’clock shadow that gave him away. The judge was not fooled and had our bozo arrested.

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