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March 31, 2000

Thanks to Holland’s Number One Bozo News Hawk Tom Doodkorte for sending in today’s bozo. From the International File in Rotterdam, Holland comes the story of two bozos who broke into a large sports arena. The bozos were prowling around inside when they were surprised by the cops who and come to investigate the sound of breaking glass. Bozo number one saw the cops and decided to make a break for it, dashing out the back door with a couple of policemen in hot pursuit. Bozo number two was not spotted by the cops and decided to stay behind, hiding in the restroom. As the police were checking out the premises, they heard a cell phone go off. It was bozo number one, who had outrun the cops, calling bozo number two to see if he was all right.

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