Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 04, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Milwaukee, Wisconsin where, after a large snowfall, bozo Billy Long decided he needed a snowblower. So he broke into a residence and stole one. Our bozo couldn’t have made the police’s job any easier if he had tried. He found the snowblower in the garage of a home, took it outside the garage and fired it up. He then proceeded to head home, leaving snowblower tracks for seven blocks, down sidewalks and streets, through alleys, even across a school playground and finally right up to the bozo’s porch, under which he tried to hide the snowblower. Police arrested him after following the tracks to his front door.

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