Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 07, 2000

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who spotted this one in a recent Ann Landers’ column. From Binghampton, New York comes the story of bozo Harry Wright who picked the wrong way to make his getaway with a stolen safe. Our bozo lifted a safe from a residence, covered it with a white sheet and with some difficulty began rolling it down the sidewalk. The sight of a man rolling a large object down the sidewalk attracted the attention of a couple of police officers who stopped to question and arrest our bozo.

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