Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 08, 2000

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File. From Manchester, England comes the story of bozo Roland Tweed and five of his bozo cohorts who held up a department store there. To document the crime, our bozo served as chief photographer, snapping photos of the group before, during and after the heist. The gang got away clean and might still be free today if not for that film, which our bozo dropped off to be developed at the one hour photo shop in the very department store they had robbed. The person developing the film realized what the pictures were and called the cops.

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