Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 09, 2000

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 5666: You’re in trouble if your accomplice in crime is your dog. From Chicago, Illinois comes the story of bozo Jason Patrick who was out walking his German Shepherd, Carrie, when he decided to kick in the basement window of a house. Our bozo ransacked the place and grabbed a laptop computer, some jewelry and a small amount of cash before hearing the sound of the home’s garage door opening. Knowing that he was about to be caught, our bozo quickly leaped through the same basement window and fled, forgetting that he had left his dog inside the house. The owner, seeing the broken window and a strange dog wandering the halls, quickly called the cops. Upon their arrival, the police checked the dog’s collar and sure enough she was wearing a tag with the bozo owner’s name and address on it. The cops stopped off at the bozo’s residence and arrested him.

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