Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 10, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from East Islip, New York where bozo Christoper Sloan called the cops to report a break-in at his house. Our bozo told the cops that two masked gunmen knocked at his door and forced their way in, demanding cash. After struggling with the men for a short time, our bozo fled, leaving the intruders behind. Returning home later to find the robbers gone, our bozo called the cops. The police officers began searching the home for any evidence the intruders might have left behind. Taking a look in the basement the officers were surprised to discover that our bozo had a small marijuana farm going, with dozens of plants growing in pots under artificial light. Talk about being busted!

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